Promotional cards released for Cards Against Humanity, unnumbered. All are Mint, except 1 which seems to have a printing defect with 2 extra dots on the white portion of the card. White cards: #1 Forgetting to eat, and consequently dying. (defect card, see condition description above) #2 Endless Ninjas #3 Separate drinking fountains for dark elves #4 Getting bitten by a radioactive spider and then battling leukemia for 30 years. #5 Running out of stamina #6 Achieving 500 actions per minute #7 Getting bitch slapped by Dhalsim. #8 Charging up all the way. #9 Eating a pizza in the street to gain health. #10 A grumpy old Harrison Ford who'd rather be doing anything else. #11 Yoshi's huge egg-laying cloaca #12 A homemade cum-stained Star Trek uniform #13 Loading from a previous save #14 The collective wail of every Magic player suddenly realizing that they've spent hundreds of dollars on pieces of cardboard. #15 Ser Jorah Mormont's cerulean-blue balls. #16 KHAAAAAAAAAN! #17 Tapping Serra Angel. #18 A fully-dressed female videogame character. #19 The depression that ensues after catching them all. #20 Taking 2d6 emotional damage. #21 Sharpening a foam broadsword on a foam whetstone. #22 Offering sexual favors for an ore and a sheep. #23 The C*ck Ring of Alacrity. #24 Stuffing my balls into a Sega Genesis and pressing the power button. Black cards: #25 __________________ achievement unlocked. #26 What's the latest bullshit that's troubling this quaint fantasy town? #27 (Heavy breathing) Luke, I am _____________. #28 ______________ is way better in __________ mode. #29 What made Spock cry? #30 Press down, down, left, right, B to unleash ____________. (the kraken?) Box expansion: (Have 2 copies of each unless indicated) Please email with card listing info (#) if ordering a card from this expansion. 1- A box without hinges, key, or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid (an egg) 2- The J15 Patriot Assault Box 3- Something that looks like a box but turns out to be a crate. 4- A box-shaped man. 5- Two midgets sh*tt*ng in a box. 6- An alternate universe in which boxes store things inside of people. 7- A box that is conscious and wishes it weren't a box. 8- A man-shaped box. 9- A world without boxes. 10- A outbreak of smallbox. 11- A boxing match with a giant box. 12- A box within a box. 13- Boxing up my feelings. 14- The Boxcar Children. 15- A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer. 16- A box. 17- Pandora's vagina. 18- Being a motherf*cking box. 19- Former President George W. Box 20- A falcon with a box on its head. 21- The biggest, blackest d*ck.