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*Contact me within: 14 days of delivery
*Ship items back within: 30 days of delivery

*I don’t accept cancellations-
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

*Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can’t accept returns for:

>Custom or personalized orders
>Perishable products (like food or flowers)
>Digital downloads
>Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

*Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.